When A Kid Says "smell My Hand,"

Whatever Story You're Telling, It Will Be More Interesting If, At The End You Add, "and Then Everything Burst Into Flames.

In Writing I Found Something I Could Do At Least As Well As My Peers, If Not Better.

If A Couple Has Their Picture Taken At A Wedding Or Other Social Gathering, And The Woman Looks Hot, Her Guy Could Be Blinking, Chewing, Or Even Mid-sneeze, And She’ll Still Display It On Her Desk At Work.

You Want A Story? Read 'gone With The Wind'. These Aren't Stories. They're Joke Books. The Whole Thing Of A Beginning, A Middle And An End Has Been Done To Death.

Not Only Is Love Blind, It’s A Little Hard Of Hearing.