Nobody Goes There Anymore. It's Too Crowded.

I Guess I've Got A Smart Wife.

When Giving Directions To Joe Garagiola To His New Jersey Home, Which Is Accessible By Two Routes: "when You Come To A Fork In The Road, Take It."

I Really Didn't Say Everything I Said. [...] Then Again, I Might Have Said 'em, But You Never Know.

What A House - Nothin' But Rooms!

On Being The Guest Of Honor At An Awards Banquet: "thank You For Making This Day Necessary."