Slump? I Ain't In No Slump... I

You Can See A Lot Just By Observing.

I'm Not Going To Buy My Kids An Encyclopedia. Let Them Walk To School Like I Did.

Ninety Percent Of The Game (baseball) Is Half Mental.

You've Got To Be Very Careful If You Don't Know Where You Are Going, Because You Might Not Get There.

I Couldn't Tell If The Streaker Was A Man Or A Woman Because It Had A Bag On It's Head.