I Didn't Say The Things I Said.

Losing Is A Learning Experience. It Teaches You Humility. It Teaches You To Work Harder. It's Also A Powerful Motivator.

The Ballparks Have Gotten Too Crowded. That's Why Nobody Goes To See The Game Anymore.

Losing's A Great Motivator.

You Should Always Go To Other People's Funerals, Otherwise, They Won't Come To Yours.

Cut That Pizza Into Six Slices Instead Of Eight, I Ain't That Hungry.