Buy A Stock, If It Goes Up,

You Can See A Lot Just By Observing.

A Good Time To Hit Is With Men On Base, Because The Pitcher Ain't Got No Place To Put You. He's Going To Get That Ball Around There Somewhere. He Don't Want To Walk You.

I'm Lucky. Usually You're Dead To Get Your Own Museum, But I'm Still Alive To See Mine.

I Think Little League Is Wonderful. It Keeps The Kids Out Of The House.

Failure Is Just Another Opportunity To Start Over.