I Guess I've Got A Smart Wife.

Yogi Ordered A Pizza. The Waitress Asked How Many Pieces Do You Want Your Pie Cut? Yogi Responded, Four. I Don't Think I Could Eat Eight.

I'd Find The Fellow Who Lost It [million Dollars], And, If He Was Poor, I'd Return It.

I Don't See How He Lost Five Games During The Season.

If There's One Pitch You Keep Swinging At And Keep Missing, Stop Swinging At It.

The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.