I Guess I've Got A Smart Wife.

Yogi Saw Three Of His Players In The Locker Room Wearing Cone Head Hats. Yogi Said, Those Guys Make A Pair.

You've Got To Be Very Careful If You Don't Know Where You Are Going, Because You Might Not Get There.

Well, I Used To Look Like This When I Was Young And Now I Still Do.

Ninety Percent Of This Game Is Half Mental.

If The World Was Perfect, It Wouldn't Be.