Even Napoleon Had His Watergate.

I Take A Two Hour Nap Between 1pm And 3pm.

When Giving Directions To Joe Garagiola To His New Jersey Home, Which Is Accessible By Two Routes: "when You Come To A Fork In The Road, Take It."

If The World Was Perfect, It Wouldn't Be.

Half The Lies They Tell About Me Aren't True.

Nothing Is Like It Seems, But Everything Is Exactly Like It Is.