Even Napoleon Had His Watergate.

Ninety Percent Of All Mental Errors Are In Your Head.

Half The Lies They Tell About Me Aren't True.

I'm Not Going To Buy My Kids An Encyclopedia. Let Them Walk To School Like I Did.

I Don't Know (if They Were Men Or Women Running Naked Across The Field). They Had Bags Over Their Heads.

The Towels Were So Thick There I Could Hardly Close My Suitcase.