I'd Give My Right Arm To Be

How Can A You Hit And Think At The Same Time?

So I'm Ugly. So What? I Never Saw Anyone Hit With His Face.

Little League Baseball Is A Very Good Thing Because It Keeps The Parents Off The Streets.

I'm Not Going To Buy My Kids An Encyclopedia. Let Them Walk To School Like I Did.

Forecasting Is Very Difficult, Especially When It Involves The Future.