Nobody Ever Grew Despondent Looking For Trouble.

Another Bad Thing About "prosperity" Is That You Can't Jingle Any Money Without Being Under Suspicion

There's No Secret About Success. Did You Ever Know A Successful Man Who Didn't Tell You About It?

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

There Isn't Much To Be Seen In A Little Town, But What You Hear Makes Up For It.

The Only Way To Entertain Some Folks Is To Listen To Them.