No One Knows Whom The Shoe Pinches

Life Is A Dream For The Wise, A Game For The Fool, A Comedy For The Rich, A Tragedy For The Poor.

A Wise Word Is Not A Substitute For A Piece Of Herring.

This Is An Ugly And Mean World, And Only To Spite It We Mustn't Weep. If You Want To Know, This Is The Constant Source Of My Good Spirit, Of My Humor. Not To Cry, Out Of Spite, Only To Laugh Out Of Spite, Only To Laugh.

Gossip Is Nature's Telephone.

Each Jew Must Either Give Or Take Tzedakah [charity] For Passover.