Gossip Is Nature's Telephone.

To Make People Laugh Was Almost A Sickness With Me.

You See How It Is, My Dear Friends. There's No Pleasing Everyone. It's Hopeless To Even Try, And The More You Play The Peacemaker, The Less Peaceful Things Become.

A Kind Word Is No Substitute For A Piece Of Herring Or A Bag Of Oats.

No One Knows Whom The Shoe Pinches - No One.

Each Jew Must Either Give Or Take Tzedakah [charity] For Passover.