No Matter How Bad Things Get, You

You Can Take A Jew Out Of A Shtetl, But You Cannot Take A Shtetl Out Of A Jew.

A Cantor, When He Starts Singing, It's Like Rain - Once It Starts, It's Hard To Stop.

The Rich Swell Up With Pride, The Poor From Hunger.

If Somebody Tells You You Have Ears Like A Donkey, Pay No Attention. But If Two People Tell You, Buy Yourself A Saddle.

Here Lies A Plain And Simple Jew Who Wrote In Plain And Simple Prose.