Nine Times Out Of 10, Women Don't

I Love The Idea Of 'the One' But I Actually Believe That There Isn't A Miss Right. There Are 12,000 Miss Rights Out There And It's All Timing.

If I Could Walk Into The 'friends' Audition Again And Go Or Not Go, I Have To Say It's 50-50.

I Have Insanely Dorky Taste. Basically, If You're A Woman, And You're Under Any Kind Of Emotional Duress, And You Sing A Song, I Will Listen To It Forever. It's Odd Being A 37-year-old Heterosexual Male Who Owns Nothing But Sarah Mclachlan And Tori Amos. But I'll Go Against That At First And Play Something Boring Like James Taylor.

The Key To Sitcom Success Is Miserable People. If You See A Happy Couple, It's Just Gone, Like When Sam And Diane Got Together On Cheers.

My Sense Of Style Is An Old Polo Shirt, Jeans And, Unfortunately For The Longest Time, White Running Shoes, Which Was Not Attractive. The One Thing I've Learned About Clothes Is To Ask A Girl.