I Don't Have A Very 'masculine' Taste

I Need A Woman To Have A Quirky Sense Of Humor. There's A Bunch Of Jokes I Use, And If She Doesn't Get Them, She's Probably Not For Me.

In High School, My Prom Date Fooled Around With Another Guy - On Prom Night!

I Used To Believe In A "ms. Right", But Now I Know There Is Like 4 Million "ms. Rights" And It Is Just A Matter Of Which One You Meet First.

My Feeling On Therapy Is It's A Luxury, And If You're Fortunate Enough To Get Some Smart People To Talk To About Life, Then That's Fortunate And You Should Go For It.

I Think If You Look Back At All Those Great Comedies On Television In The Past, It's All Lovable Losers That Gathered Together - 'taxi' And 'cheers,' 'seinfeld' And 'friends.'