I Don't Need To Be Reminded That

I Have Insanely Dorky Taste. Basically, If You're A Woman, And You're Under Any Kind Of Emotional Duress, And You Sing A Song, I Will Listen To It Forever. It's Odd Being A 37-year-old Heterosexual Male Who Owns Nothing But Sarah Mclachlan And Tori Amos. But I'll Go Against That At First And Play Something Boring Like James Taylor.

I'm Glad That Life Isn't Like A Christmas Song, Because If My Friends And I Were Building A Snowman And It Suddenly Came Alive When We Put A Hat On It, I'd Probably Freak And Stab It To Death With An Icicle.

I Know Chandler Is Similar To Me. But If You Watched My Life For A Week, There Would Be Many More Boring Parts.

I'm Very, Very Jealous Of Guys Who Just Go And Decide To Party And Then Can Work The Next Day.

I Was A Guy Who Wanted To Become Famous. There Was Steam Coming Out Of My Ears, I Wanted To Be Famous So Badly. You Want The Attention, You Want The Bucks, And You Want The Best Seat In The Restaurant. I Didn't Think What The Repercussions Would Be.