New York Is Not Mecca. It Just

When Its 100 Degrees In New York, It's 72 In Los Angeles. When Its 30 Degrees In New York, In Los Angeles It's Still 72. However, There Are 6 Million Interesting People In New York, And Only 72 In Los Angeles.

I Don’t Like Writing For Comedians. I Like Writing For Actors. The Best Comedians Are The Best Actors.

I Don't Like Losing The Words, As You Have To, When I'm Asked To Turn A Play Into A Movie. It's Not A Matter Of Ego . . . I'm Just Better Able To Create The Character For An Audience Through Words Rather Than Through Actions.

I Firmly Believe That If You Follow A Path That Interests You, Not To The Exclusion Of Love, Sensitivity, And Cooperation With Others, But With The Strength Of Conviction That You Can Move Others By Your Own Efforts, And Do Not Make Success Or Failure The Criteria By Which You Live, The Chances Are You'll Be A Person Worthy Of Your Own Respects.

Gee, What A Terrific Party. Later On We'll Get Some Fluid And Embalm Each Other.