Never Underestimate The Stimulation Of Eccentricity.

I Love Living. I Have Some Problems With My Life, But Living Is The Best Thing They've Come Up With So Far.

You Must Realize That Honorary Degrees Are Given Generally To People Whose Sat Scores Were Too Low To Get Them Into Schools The Regular Way. As A Matter Of Fact, It Was My Sat Scores That Led Me Into My Present Vocation In Life, Comedy.

The Body Of A Young Woman Is God's Greatest Achievement...of Course, He Could Have Built It To Last Longer But You Can't Have Everything.

When Its 100 Degrees In New York, It's 72 In Los Angeles. When Its 30 Degrees In New York, In Los Angeles It's Still 72. However, There Are 6 Million Interesting People In New York, And Only 72 In Los Angeles.

New York Is Not Mecca. It Just Smells Like It.