Never Have More Children Than You Have

With Girls, Everything Looks Great On The Surface. But Beware Of Drawers That Won't Open. They Contain A Three-month Supply Of Dirty Underwear, Unwashed Hose, And Rubber Bands With Blobs Of Hair In Them.

Every Puppy Should Have A Boy.

No Baby Shall At Any Time Be Quartered In A House Where There Are No Soft Laps, No Laughter, Or No Love.

I Am Not A Glutton - I Am An Explorer Of Food

A Child Needs Your Love Most When He Deserves It Least