A Child Needs Your Love Most When

My Mind Works . . . Two Boobs Never Get Me A Job.

I've Always Felt There Are Two Things A Woman Should Never Do After The Age Of Thirty-five: Stand In Natural Light And Have A Baby.

Don't Worry About Who Doesn't Like You, Who Has More, Or Who's Doing What.

I See Children As Kites. You Spend A Lifetime Trying To Get Them Off The Ground. You Run With Them Until You're Both Breathless. They Crash . . . You Add A Longer Tail . . . You Patch And Comfort, Adjust And Teach. You Watch Them Lifted By The Wind And Assure Them That Someday They'll Fly.

The Grass Is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank.