Never Floss With A Stranger.

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.

I Hate Reality Shows That Are Not Reality.

Don't Follow Any Advice, No Matter How Good, Until You Feel As Deeply In Your Spirit As You Think In Your Mind That The Counsel Is Wise.

I Can't Like Watching Project Runway With Heidi Klum. There's Just Something Wrong About A German Woman Saying Who Goes And Who Stays

I Love Israel For Its Blue And White Flag As It Matches My Legs.