Never Floss With A Stranger.

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

I Was Smart Enough To Go Through Any Door That Opened.

Life Is So Tough. I Don't Know How Old You Are, But I've Seen So Much In A Wink. One Phone Call And Your Life Is Changed Forever. We All Know That. You Better Laugh At Everything.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Can Pay For The Plastic Surgery.

I've Always Hate Child Stars, Starting From Way Back When, When I Was A Child. The First Child Star I Saw Was Shirley Temple. She Was Six Years Old, Two Foot Six And The Biggest Star In Hollywood. She Wore Ribbons In Her Hair, And Frilly Little Pinafores And Shiny Patent-leather Tap Shoes - Just Like The Boys In Glee Do.