My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My

I Will Only Praise Someone Who Can't Take Anything Away From Me.

[when Told That Her Grandchild Had Her Nose:] I Didn't Get This Nose Until I Was Thirty-four.

I Was Not An Attractive Child. When I Didn't Use My Girl Scouts Uniform As A Uniform, I Used It As A Tent.

My Husband Wanted To Be Cremated. I Told Him I'd Scatter His Ashes At Neiman Marcus - That Way, I'd Visit Him Every Day.

If You're Saying The Same Line 10 Times And Making It Look Like You Just Came Up With It, That's Acting.