Two Is Company; Three Is Fifty Bucks.

Why Should I Cook For My Husband? So He Can Tell A Hooker I Make A Delicious Cake?

I Think Actual Death Will Be A Lot Easier Than Dying On Stage. Cause - You Know - If You Do [actual Death] Right, You Can Go Looking Good. Maybe With A Little Quip [like]: 'i Loved Everybody.' But Dying On Stage...oh, God!

There Is Not One Female Comic Who Was Beautiful As A Little Girl.

The Only Way I Can Get A Man To Touch Me At This Age Is Plastic Surgery.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It...everyone Gets So Upset About The Wrong Things.