Nancy Reagan Fell Down And Broke Her

May You Have The Income Of A Republican And The Sex Life Of A Democrat!

If It Weren't For Philo T. Farnsworth, Inventor Of Television, We'd Still Be Eating Frozen Radio Dinners.

Last Night, It Was So Cold, The Flashers In New York Were Only Describing Themselves.

I Hated My Last Boss. He Asked, Why Are You Two Hours Late? I Said, I Fell Downstairs. He Said, That Doesn't Take Two Hours.

I Feel The One Sensible Thing You Can Do Is Try To Live In A Way That Pleases You. If You Don't Hurt Anybody Else, What You Do Is Your Own Business.