People Will Pay More To Be Entertained

Never Marry A Girl Named 'marie' Who Used To Be Known As 'murray'.

I'm An Entertainer, Not A Commentator. If You're A Comedian Your Job Is To Make People Laugh.

Your Chances Of Getting Hit By Lighting Go Up If You Stand Under A Tree, Shake Your Fist At The Sky, And Say "storms Suck!!

It Was So Hot Today That Burger King Was Singing, "if You Want It Your Way, Cook It Yourself".

When Turkeys Mate They Think Of Swans.