Whatever You Do, You're Going To Be

As For Being Sociable, I Hate The Phoniness In The Showbiz World. I Know This Will Be Taken Wrong, But I Don't Like Clubs And Organizations. I Was Never A Joiner.

Democracy Means That Anyone Can Grow Up To Be President, And Anyone Who Doesn't Grow Up Can Be Vice President.

Anytime Four New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Together Without Arguing, A Bank Robbery Has Just Taken Place.

For Days After Death Hair And Fingernails Continue To Grow, But Phone Calls Taper Off.

If Life Was Fair, Elvis Would Be Alive And All The Impersonators Would Be Dead.