The Only Thing Money Gives You Is

That Would Have Been A Great Ticket, Reagan And Ford - An Actor And A Stuntman.

I Couldn't Care Less What Anybody Says About Me. I Live My Life, Especially My Personal Life, Strictly For Myself... Whatever You Do, You're Going To Be Criticized. I Feel The One Sensible Thing You Can Do Is Try To Live In A Way That Pleases You.

As Long As I Don't Commit Any Crimes, You Have No Right To Judge Me Except By My Performance As A Professional. On That Level, You're Welcome To Think Whatever You Want About Me.

If Variety Is The Spice Of Life, Marriage Is The Big Can Of Leftover Spam.

Do You Know My Dream? I Really Want To Become An Aluminum-siding Salesman.