Happiness Is Seeing The Muscular Lifeguard All

The Vast Majority Of Us Don't Want To Face The Fact That We're In The Middle Of A Sweeping Social Revolution. In Sex. In Spiritual Values. In Opposition To Wars No One Wants. In Opposition To Government Big-brotherhood. In Civil Rights. In Basic Human Goals. They're All Facets Of A General Upheaval.

Happiness Is Discovering The Prune Juice Your Doctor Ordered You To Drink Has Fermented.

When A Comic Becomes Enamored With His Own Views And Foists Them Off On The Public In A Polemic Way, He Loses Not Only His Sense Of Humor But His Value As A Humorist.

If Life Was Fair, Elvis Would Be Alive And All The Impersonators Would Be Dead.

Happiness Is Your Dentist Telling You It Won't Hurt And Then Having Him Catch His Hand In The Drill.