I Am Taking The Applause Sign Home,

The Good News Is That The President Gets Another Chance. The Bad News Is That He'll Be Two Weeks Older.

Money Gives Me Just One Big Thing That's Really Important, And That's The Freedom Of Not Having To Worry About Money.

Happiness Is Seeing Your Son Drafted The Same Day He's Been Accepted To An Expensive College.

I Was So Naive As A Kid I Used To Sneak Behind The Barn And Do Nothing.

Pittsburgh Is Kind Of Like Newark Without The Cultural Advantages.