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I Hated My Last Boss. He Asked, Why Are You Two Hours Late? I Said, I Fell Downstairs. He Said, That Doesn't Take Two Hours.

Everybody I Meet In Public Seems To Want To Audition For Me. If I Ask A Guy What Time It Is, He'll Sing It To Me.

If God Didn't Want Man To Hunt, He Wouldn't Have Given Us Plaid Shirts.

I Hear That Whenever Someone In The White House Tells A Lie, Nixon Gets A Royalty.

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