My Sister-in-law Found A Real Surprise In

I Gave My Wife A Twenty-five-dollar Gift Certificate. She Used It As A Down Payment On A Mink Coat.

What An Orchestra! They Just Sit There, But Their Minds Are Thousands Of Miles Away With Their Bookies.

When I Was In School, One Of My Teachers Was Crazy About Me. I Once Heard Her Tell Another Teacher, "i Wish He Was My Kid For One Day!"

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?