My Psychiatrist Told Me I Was Crazy

Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.

I Asked My Wife, 'on A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Do You Rate Me As A Lover?' She Said, 'you Know I'm No Good At Fractions.'

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.