I'm Tellin' Ya I Get No Respect.

I Am The World's Oldest Teenager. I've Never Lost My Youthful Attitude.

I Say 'no' To Drugs. Whenever Someone Asks Me For Some Of My Drugs I Say, 'no.

I'm Not A Hypochondriac, But My Gynaecologist Firmly Believes I Am.

My Wife Has Cut Our Lovemaking Down To Once A Month, But I Know Two Guys She's Cut Out Entirely.

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!