His Breath Is So Bad Why Every

If You Can't Write Your Own Material, You Have Very Little Chance Of Making It As A Comedian.

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.

A Hooker Once Told Me She Had A Headache.

I Tell Ya, It's Tough To Save A Buck. Right Now I'm Supporting Two Fighters. My Wife And Her Mother.

When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.