My Parents Instilled A Very Strong Work

I Love Polite People, Late September, Weeping Mortar, And My Fantastic Fands (fans/friends)

I've Taken Magic Lessons Since I Was Five-years-old. When I Was Little I Would Wear A Top Hat And Cape, And I'd Get Relentlessly Beat Up By Jocks. That's Why I Don't Care For Sports.

I Look A Little Like Beaker. I Think I'm A Cross Between Beaker And The Count. My Hair Looks Like Oscar The Grouch. It's Muppety Hair.

I Would Love To Be On 'curb Your Enthusiasm.' I'd Love To Be On That. A Lot Of My Favorite Shows Get Canceled Really Early On. I Liked 'twin Peaks.' If I Had A Time Machine I'd Be In That.

I've Always Been A Fan Of Andy Kaufman.