I Looked Like A 'super Mario Bros.'

I Once Gave A Girl A Bloody Fake Ear In A Tiffany Jewelry Box With A Letter That Said, “will You Gogh To Prom With Me?

I Was Wearing Women's Jeans Way Before It Was Cool For Guys To Wear Them. I Have A Weird Torso - It's Incredibly Short, And Only Girl-pants Fit Me Properly.

My Heroes Have Always Been The Hardworking And Unflappable. Those Who Light A Candle Rather Than Curse The Darkness.

I Get Very Little Sleep. But I Try To Stay Constantly Busy. My Fear Is That If I Stop Working I'll, Like, Die. So Throughout My Life I've Always Tried To Remain Busy, And I Sort Of Know No Other Way. I Think If My Heart Rate Slowed It Would Affect My Constitution, Strangely. I've Been Trained To Do That.

I Think It's Perfectly Acceptable And Rather Admirable To Be Moderately Delusional