At My Sexiest, I Look Like An

I've Seen So Many Beautiful Curvy Women Gain Success In Hollywood And Then Wither Into Bobble Headed Stick Figures In Some Grotesque Attempt To Fit A Revolting Hollywood Trend. I Like Real Women, Not The Broomsticks That Hollywood Has Been Selling Lately.

I Was Wearing Women's Jeans Way Before It Was Cool For Guys To Wear Them. I Have A Weird Torso - It's Incredibly Short, And Only Girl-pants Fit Me Properly.

I Look A Little Like Beaker. I Think I'm A Cross Between Beaker And The Count. My Hair Looks Like Oscar The Grouch. It's Muppety Hair.

I'm Usually Pretty Lame When It Comes To Physical Activity, But I'm Like A Jedi On The Badminton Court. It's As If My Body Was Built Specifically For It - Tall And Lanky, With Wrists Like Mousetraps.

A Fantastic Actor In A Scene That's Just Closed Off Will Be Good. But When Working With A Director Who Knows Little Tricks - Correct Music, Slowly Pushing In - That Stunning Performance Will Somehow Become Even Better. I've Always Seen It As A Symbiotic Relationship.