I Guess I'm Just In The Flow

I Once Gave A Girl A Bloody Fake Ear In A Tiffany Jewelry Box With A Letter That Said, “will You Gogh To Prom With Me?

I Was Horrified Of The Dark. I Realized That The Only Way I Could Get Over That Fear Was By Scaring Other People, So I Became Obsessed With Ghost Stories, Drawing Monsters, Watching Monster Movies, Sneaking Into Horror Movies, And It's Just Been The Love Of My Life Forever.

At My Sexiest, I Look Like An Androgenous Muppet.

I Would Love To Be On 'curb Your Enthusiasm.' I'd Love To Be On That. A Lot Of My Favorite Shows Get Canceled Really Early On. I Liked 'twin Peaks.' If I Had A Time Machine I'd Be In That.

I Studied Directing Prior To Acting And I've Done Music Videos And Documentaries And Things That Were Sort Of Well-received.