I Live In My Own Bubble. I'm

I Was Horrified Of The Dark. I Realized That The Only Way I Could Get Over That Fear Was By Scaring Other People, So I Became Obsessed With Ghost Stories, Drawing Monsters, Watching Monster Movies, Sneaking Into Horror Movies, And It's Just Been The Love Of My Life Forever.

I've Seen So Many Beautiful Curvy Women Gain Success In Hollywood And Then Wither Into Bobble Headed Stick Figures In Some Grotesque Attempt To Fit A Revolting Hollywood Trend. I Like Real Women, Not The Broomsticks That Hollywood Has Been Selling Lately.

I Really Cite Walt Disney As Teaching Me Everything I Know. It Sounds Crazy, But I'm Serious! In 'bambi,' The Mother Dies, But You Don't See The Corpse. You See The Father, The Stag, Come Up And You See 'bambi' Alone, And That Has So Much More Impact Than Seeing A Mutilated Deer.

I Looked Like A 'super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's Arguably The Ugliest Haircut On The Planet.

I Think It's Perfectly Acceptable And Rather Admirable To Be Moderately Delusional