My Mother Used To Rock Me -

I Found There Was Only One Way To Look Thin: Hang Out With Fat People.

I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me. My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

Some Dog I Got Too. We Call Him Egypt. Because In Every Room He Leaves A Pyramid.

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do That When You Leave.