My Mother Used To Rock Me -

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

You Wanna Have Laughs? Do What I Do. When I Go Through A Tollbooth, I Keep Going. I Tell The Guy, The Car Behind Me Is Paying For Two.

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.