My Mother Hated Me. Once She Took

When He Proposed He Said, "we'll Make Such Beautiful Music Together," But In This Duet, His Part Seems To Be All Rests.

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.

I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve The Food, Clear The Table, Bury The Dead.

Mothers-in-law Do Not Make Good House Pets. Once I Had The Most Wonderful Dream -- I Dreamed That Mothers-in-law Cost Money And I Couldn't Afford One.

Next To Gold And Jewelry, Health Is The Most Important Thing You Can Have.