My Life Could Have Been So Grim

I Was A Failed Actor But I Still Wanted To Show Off, So I Ended Up Doing Live Comedy.

Basically, I'm A Really Bad Interviewer. I Love Meeting Celebrities, But Then I Get A Bit Bored. Once You Meet Them You Thing, 'really, What An Ordinary Person'.

I Am Very Quick To Judge.

Occasionally The State Of The Planet Can Knock Me Off My Perky Perch.

Britain's Such A Twisted, Weird Little Place.