My Life Could Have Been So Grim

Because Society Places A Value On Masculinity, Gay Men Aspire To It. If You Go To A Gay Club And The Doorman Says, 'you Do Realise This Is A Gay Club, Don't You Lads?' You Get All Excited Because You Think, 'wow, He Thought I Was Straight!'

I Don't Think Anyone Wants To Be Gay.

The Only People Who Are Desperate To Go On The Show Are People We're Desperate Not To Have On The Show.

I Have Nothing To Say About My Childhood. It Was A Perfectly Pleasant Upbringing - It's Not Like It Was Unhappy Or Anything.

It Sounds Deeply Shallow, But For Brief Spells Every Member Of The Public Can Be Fascinating.