I Am Very Quick To Judge.

I Don't Think I've Got Bad Taste. I've Got No Taste.

Those Years Between Drama School And Getting Onto The Stand-up Circuit Were Pretty Lean.

The Higher Your Profile Becomes, The More Aware You Are That People Out There Might Hate You.

An Awful Lot Of Female Celebrities Are Very Beautiful Whereas A Lot Of Male Celebrities Are Not So Hot.

I'd Like To Retire At 50 But I Don't Want To Sell Papers In The Middle Of London On A Zimmer.