I Am Very Quick To Judge.

In My Experience The Difference Between A Straight And A Bisexual Is About Four Pints

I Don't Think You Should Have To Try To Be Nice, I Think Most People Are Nice. I Think Being Cheerful And Nice Is Just A Politeness.

Those Years Between Drama School And Getting Onto The Stand-up Circuit Were Pretty Lean.

I Bet Maurice Gibb's Heart Monitor Was Singing The Tune Of Stayin' Alive.

It's Lovely To Get One Successful Show - The Chances Of Finding A Second One Are Not So Hot.