It's Lovely To Get One Successful Show

Britain's Such A Twisted, Weird Little Place.

My Life Could Have Been So Grim Really, Really Grim.

You Don't Want Money To Make You A Social Freak Where You Can Only Hang Out With Rich People.

I Was A Failed Actor But I Still Wanted To Show Off, So I Ended Up Doing Live Comedy.

Where I Get Bored Is When I Show Up For A Shoot And They Want Me To Wear A Feather Boa. Too Obvious A Thing For A Poof On The Telly To Do.