It Sounds Deeply Shallow, But For Brief

I Bet Maurice Gibb's Heart Monitor Was Singing The Tune Of Stayin' Alive.

Well, Certainly I Think American Television Is - That's Proper Tv.

I Loved Lucille Ball Growing Up.

Straight Men Just Can't Imagine The Bliss Of Being In A Relationship With Someone Who Finds Farting As Funny As They Do.

All My Interesting Stories Are From Before I Was On Television. Nothing Interesting Has Happened To Me Since Then. Maybe It's Because The Most Interesting Thing In My Life Is The Show And That's On Telly.