I Don't Think Anyone Wants To Be

One Of The Great Things About Being Gay And Out Is That The Papers Couldn't Care Less About Your Love Life.

I Loved Lucille Ball Growing Up.

The Only People Who Are Desperate To Go On The Show Are People We're Desperate Not To Have On The Show.

All These People I Interview Are Worth Ten Times What I'm Worth.

I Bet Maurice Gibb's Heart Monitor Was Singing The Tune Of Stayin' Alive.