I Don't Think Anyone Wants To Be

I Am Really Bad At Actually Interviewing People.

All My Interesting Stories Are From Before I Was On Television. Nothing Interesting Has Happened To Me Since Then. Maybe It's Because The Most Interesting Thing In My Life Is The Show And That's On Telly.

All These People I Interview Are Worth Ten Times What I'm Worth.

The Only People Who Are Desperate To Go On The Show Are People We're Desperate Not To Have On The Show.

Do I Have More Depth Than I'm Given Credit For? No!