All These People I Interview Are Worth

My Mobile Rang Around Lunchtime One Day, And It Was George Michael. He Wanted To Come In On Friday. We Were Like, 'okay, If That's What You Want'. And He Was A Very Good Guest. That's A Real Exception To The Rule.

Because Society Places A Value On Masculinity, Gay Men Aspire To It. If You Go To A Gay Club And The Doorman Says, 'you Do Realise This Is A Gay Club, Don't You Lads?' You Get All Excited Because You Think, 'wow, He Thought I Was Straight!'

I Always Say I'd Rather Be Miserable By Myself Than Unhappy In A Relationship.

I Don't Think I've Got Bad Taste. I've Got No Taste.

I Was A Failed Actor But I Still Wanted To Show Off, So I Ended Up Doing Live Comedy.