I Loved Lucille Ball Growing Up.

Straight Men Just Can't Imagine The Bliss Of Being In A Relationship With Someone Who Finds Farting As Funny As They Do.

All These People I Interview Are Worth Ten Times What I'm Worth.

I Don't Think You Should Have To Try To Be Nice, I Think Most People Are Nice. I Think Being Cheerful And Nice Is Just A Politeness.

I'm Often Dating People, But I Don't Say It Because You Sort Of Know It Won't Last Long.

I'm Actually Quite Self-sufficient, So It Might Look As If There Isn't Room For Anyone In My Life. That Isn't Entirely The Case.