I Bet Maurice Gibb's Heart Monitor Was

It Sounds Deeply Shallow, But For Brief Spells Every Member Of The Public Can Be Fascinating.

All My Interesting Stories Are From Before I Was On Television. Nothing Interesting Has Happened To Me Since Then. Maybe It's Because The Most Interesting Thing In My Life Is The Show And That's On Telly.

The Only Time I Took Ecstacy Was Years And Years Ago. It Was Absolutely Amazing.

It's Lovely To Get One Successful Show - The Chances Of Finding A Second One Are Not So Hot.

An Awful Lot Of Female Celebrities Are Very Beautiful Whereas A Lot Of Male Celebrities Are Not So Hot.