Britain's Such A Twisted, Weird Little Place.

I Do Get Pleasure From Very Inconsequential Things, Like Shopping For Clothes.

The Bbc Is A Victim Of Its Own Independence.

An Awful Lot Of Female Celebrities Are Very Beautiful Whereas A Lot Of Male Celebrities Are Not So Hot.

I Am Really Bad At Actually Interviewing People.

All My Day Is Spent Dealing With Other People. When I Come Home I Like It To Be Empty. The Presence Of Others In My House Kind Of Annoys Me. I Love Coming Home And Shutting The Doors. I Feel Brain Dead. I'm Relatively Available, But Not To Live With.