Britain's Such A Twisted, Weird Little Place.

I'm Often Dating People, But I Don't Say It Because You Sort Of Know It Won't Last Long.

It Sounds Deeply Shallow, But For Brief Spells Every Member Of The Public Can Be Fascinating.

All My Interesting Stories Are From Before I Was On Television. Nothing Interesting Has Happened To Me Since Then. Maybe It's Because The Most Interesting Thing In My Life Is The Show And That's On Telly.

Where I Get Bored Is When I Show Up For A Shoot And They Want Me To Wear A Feather Boa. Too Obvious A Thing For A Poof On The Telly To Do.

I Am Very Quick To Judge.