My Husband Said It Was Him Or

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

If I Would Believe What I Read About Myself, I Would Hate My Guts Too.